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Big Bertha
$99,999
Birth-a-destruction with this Big Bertha bomb.
*Acquiring nuclear armaments requires an online consultation with a military professional who will determine if a nuclear bomb is appropriate.
Truman's Timebomb
$99
Inspired by the presidential first domino that started it all!
*Acquiring nuclear armaments requires an online consultation with a military professional who will determine if a nuclear bomb is appropriate.
The Guardian
$9,999
Sponsored by The Guardian to destroy critics of journalism and media.
*Acquiring nuclear armaments requires an online consultation with a military professional who will determine if a nuclear bomb is appropriate.
The Double Tap
$320,099
If the first drop didn't work, The Double Tap will get the job done.
*Acquiring nuclear armaments requires an online consultation with a military professional who will determine if a nuclear bomb is appropriate.
Crash Dummy
$650,000
Crash head first into the enemy!
*Acquiring nuclear armaments requires an online consultation with a military professional who will determine if a nuclear bomb is appropriate.
Red Rocket
$100,000
Penetrate your way into the enemies' defenses with the Red Rocket.
*Acquiring nuclear armaments requires an online consultation with a military professional who will determine if a nuclear bomb is appropriate.
The Elder
$899,999
The Elder is the premiere, experienced product.
*Acquiring nuclear armaments requires an online consultation with a military professional who will determine if a nuclear bomb is appropriate.
